The One About Inori » Engrish http://www.inoriz.com Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:29:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I just want to use my chopsticks, okay? http://www.inoriz.com/2009/03/16/i-just-want-to-use-my-chopsticks-okay/ http://www.inoriz.com/2009/03/16/i-just-want-to-use-my-chopsticks-okay/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:06:58 +0000 Inori http://www.inoriz.com/?p=358 Nad and I bought a few pairs of stainless steel chopsticks today and this is the instruction elucidation found on the back of the package.

Seriously. Huh?

Okay, off to go to the dirty liquid cleaning washing off my body have the dirty marks. With Toothpaste. Violences washes!

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Check out the last diagram!

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Immediately, this image appeared in my mind:

Or even worse………….

So scary. >.<

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Sign found in a public toilet in Singapore.

Ok Mommy, whatever you say!

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Now I can help clean up the beach!

Let’s go to dirty you all!

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