And here are the reasons:
- I want time to knit
- I want time to sew
- I want time to play my computer games
- I want to lose the flabs on my body but I can’t go to a gym or swimming pool because no one is able to take care of the kids.
- I spend a lot of time thinking about when they can feed themselves/ shit in the toilet and flush it down themselves/ help with housework/ shower on their own/ bring the dogs for walks/ work part time to pay for their college fees/ getajobmoveoutgetmarriedandleavemealonetoknit.
- I gave Sunshine oranges to play with while I shat. Yep. Real oranges. She even came into the bathroom, handed one orange to me and said, “Try?”…….No, Sunshine, one doesn’t try eating oranges while shitting. But thanks.
- Nad had to fix the computer today before he went to work so he didn’t cook dinner. He asked me to cook stew and I said okay. Just dump the chicken, carrots, potatoes and garlic into a pot and boil. Simple, right? Well, it became soup instead.
I spent the next half an hour trying to evaporate the extra water………
Yeah. I think I should be banned from the kitchen forever. Who in the world screws up an idiot proof stew??
I’m so going back to school.
