What’s the next best thing to you besides having an….. orgasm?
*Giggles*
To me, it’s POOPING!
I love to poop!
I feel SOOOO satisfied and happy after moving the bowels. I love to poop.
However, sadly, unfortunately, I usually poop twice a week.
My metabolic rate is so freaking slowwwwwwwww that I feel bloated most times. 
I treasure each time spent with Mr. Toilet bowl so much… *plays melancholic music on the violin*
However (limited vocab), ever since I came back from down under, I’ve been pooping regularly once every 2 days! Praise the Lord!!!!! (I’m serious)
I feel so happy and elated I pray for it never to end and always be this way.
There aren’t any changes to my intake of food nor the food itself. Why has my bowel movements changed? I know not. But that’s fine. I’m very happy. Really.
I think it must have been down under. Did wonders for my down under. Tee hee hee~
Ps: Alrite, I’ve wrote all that crap (pun intended) above because I’m working more than 7 days in a row again. Students’ exams coming. And changing of shifts etc…. Argh. So tired. I have so much so much so much to write but I don’t have the energy yet. Bear with me. Muaks!
October 5th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Refer to the previous thread’s title, it must be HIS greatness again. HE let you see the seven A…A wadeva poles and he let you poop until song song… Oh, Hail the LORD!
October 6th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Je you and your poop story….I hear it EVERYTIME you come to mum’s house…………..