What’s the next best thing to you besides having an….. orgasm?
*Giggles*
To me, it’s POOPING!
I love to poop!
I feel SOOOO satisfied and happy after moving the bowels. I love to poop.
However, sadly, unfortunately, I usually poop twice a week.
My metabolic rate is so freaking slowwwwwwwww that I feel bloated most times. 
I treasure each time spent with Mr. Toilet bowl so much… *plays melancholic music on the violin*
However (limited vocab), ever since I came back from down under, I’ve been pooping regularly once every 2 days! Praise the Lord!!!!! (I’m serious)
I feel so happy and elated I pray for it never to end and always be this way.
There aren’t any changes to my intake of food nor the food itself. Why has my bowel movements changed? I know not. But that’s fine. I’m very happy. Really.
I think it must have been down under. Did wonders for my down under. Tee hee hee~
Ps: Alrite, I’ve wrote all that crap (pun intended) above because I’m working more than 7 days in a row again. Students’ exams coming. And changing of shifts etc…. Argh. So tired. I have so much so much so much to write but I don’t have the energy yet. Bear with me. Muaks!
