The One About Perverse Nursery Rhymes I

I wrote these in my previous blog long ago.

When we were young, we were exposed to all kinds of nursery rhymes, right? Well at least during my time, I was.

Now, looking back, some nursery rhymes seem to have a darker meaning behind its innocent façade. For example:

As round as an apple,
As deep as a cup,
All the king’s horses
Can’t pull it up.
 

As round as an apple, –> What is? Boobies? Hee hee hee.

As deep as a cup, –> Hmm, that won’t be very satisfying, I think.

All the king’s horses
Can’t pull it up.
–> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… SADNESS!!! need some viagra?

One Response to “The One About Perverse Nursery Rhymes I”

  1. Natalie Says:

    why, you naughty, you

    lolxxxxx

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