The Pilot

Hello Internet! *waves*

Inoriz.com is FINALLY born. (Many) previous attempts to start a weblog have always failed. Kinda like multiple miscarriages if you ask me.

If you think it’s no biggie to do a blog-site, let me tell you that I’m such a huge web-idiot that I literally want to crap in my pants when I look at codes.
Dear all, Inori is NOT a web-designer. Please forgive her for the crappy layout/ pictures/ etc etc. It took her a long time and a LOT of hair loss just uploading and editing all these…..uh…. thingies. Whatchamacallit.

Now, I have to thank these wonderful people for their help.

Kenny, a.k.a Ngiap. Without whom Inoriz.com would never see the light. He’s such a nice and helpful guy! I feel so indebted to him. Nice and helpful guys should always be loved and you all should go and hug him or something. Thank you Kenny, thank YOU!

Kenny. Yes. Another Kenny. Thank you for all your encouragement! Thank you so much!

Kenny. No, this one didn’t help.

 

Okaaaaay…. Now for an introduction and what you would be able to expect.

Firstly, I’m a 22 year old girl (not yet a woman) living in the bowels of a hot (literally) island named Singapore. I have two dogs and a cat which I will write more about another time.

I’m attached to a cute guy named Nad.
In my line of work, NAD means “No Abnormalities Detected”. I pray the same for my guy.

I have a lil’ sister who’s really lil’. You could stuff her in a bag and bring her around without people noticing. I love her to bits. Her name is Lulu.

My bestest friend’s name is Jan. We’ve known each other for about 5/11 of my life (that’s 10 years if you failed Math). That’s a frigging long time!

These are the persons (animals are included) that will probably be blogged about by me. :-D

 

You will be able to expect lots of crap in different categories (I Love WordPress!)

You will, however, NOT be reading about my work and/or workplace, lest I get dooced (see here or here).

 

There will be swearing, occasionally, because I came from Film School. Yes, YES it IS a valid excuse! But I will make it child-friendly by censorship. (So it becomes *Beep!* or !@#$%^&). Come on, I don’t swear as much now. Let me vent and rant!

 

There will not be porn (awww), nor sensitive issues, nor law-breaking entries. (If there should be any, I will make it subtle. Tee hee hee.) I try not to step on anyone’s toes, okay?

 

And uh.. I watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S a lot! So you may find some references to it from time to time! In fact, my entries’ titles are similar to the episodes! That’s how much I love them! Those are many exclamation points! Yay!

 

Last but not least, I have a wonderful relationship with God and I try my best to be His good lil’ girl.

3 Responses to “The Pilot”

  1. nad Says:

    hahaha…bweebii…

    yr pilot made me smile n luff.
    i miss u dearly.
    i miss going to meepok with u at 302

    will u marry me, pwokiduuu?
    u have 88 yrs to make up yr mind.

  2. nad Says:

    Hey!!!!

    how kum yr 2pid paw paw picture up there no wink one huh?
    r u trying to gip me sublimimi message again?
    wait folks will think u are gay and free.

    i will wait for u to change the 2pid pix ok.
    dont disappont me.

    matew pewee

  3. Lulu Says:

    Inori,send a picture of a blinking idiot (quote from Shakespeare’s Merchant Of Venice),who is YOURSELF..hahahaha….
    Inori is no Portia but blinking idiot!

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