The One About Inori

So there was this time when Nad and I were chatting on MSN.
The conversation went like this:

 

 

 

Me: All right now I’ve to go. I rented a DVD.

Nad: Ok.

Me: (Agitated that Nad didn’t ask what movie I was watching, because I so want him to know, because that’s just me.)

Me: It’s The Whole Ten Yards.

Nad: Ok.

Me: Matthew Perry stars in it.

Nad: Ahhh….

Me: You better not let me see Matthew Perry in real life.

Nad: Oh? Why?

Me: Because if I ever see him, I will lose control of my… (at this point I wanted to say “…..self and I’ll hug him and kiss him and squish him”… but Nad is my fiancé… so…..) bowels.

Nad: Oh… and so what will happen?

Me: I just……………. won’t stop laying cable.

Nad: Hahaha… you mean, like The Whole Ten Yards (of it)?

 

 

 

 

Me: …………………………………….….yes… something like that.