Archive for May, 2006

The One With Rat Babies

Today, I was happily pottering around at work when I saw my colleague coming in with something pinkish in her hands.

*GASP* 

RAT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, a little boy found the baby sizzling like teppanyaki near a wall of the coffeehouse near my workplace.

My boss told me to get Evaporated Milk.

While we were syringe feeding the lil’ fella (he’s a boy), the boy (the human one) ran in and shouted that there were more.

So my colleague and I rushed to the crime scene where the boy was and true enough, there was ANOTHER rat baby against the wall!

We picked that one up and *PLOP* came another! It was like a  Rat Baby Dispensing Machine! We figured that the wall was hollow and Rat Mommy must have built her not-so-secure nest behind that wall.

Sigh. In total, we have FOUR Rat Babies. They are about only a day old.

They squirm and screech in their high pitched voices. They have to be fed every two hours.
I found out that rats (as well as other rodents, cats and dogs) would lick their babies to stimulate their pooping and peeing. As foster moms, we have to do that to the foursome too.

‘Cept that we don’t lick their genitals. We have to use wet cotton buds to rub their tummies and bummies.

They are with me for the night. I don’t think they’d survive though. Very slim chances of them surviving. Will try anyhow.

There goes my beauty sleep.

Will take more pictures later. They’re not exactly photogenic though.

Snooooozzeeee 

The One About The Bitch

One bright and sunny day, Inori and Benji took an hour-long walk back home from a friend’s place.They were walking along happily until Inori, as usual, got lost.

With dog in tow, she tried to find her way back to home sweet home. Then, she spot a cute brown puppy, sitting beside a white van.

She kneeled beside her dog and said to him “Look, Benji! Dog!”

Benji, the half-blind dog, did not look.

The shy puppy decided to hide under the van.

Sighing, Inori continued to walk on, searching for the way home.

As she walked past the van, the lil’ brown pup dashed out and started to jump, not very unlike a kangeroo, beside Inori and Benji.

*Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!Boing!Boing!Boing!Boing!Boing!Boing!Boing!* went the lil’ brown pup.

“Whoaaaaa!!!!!!!”, went the very lost Inori.

*Blur look* went the Benji.

Inori continued to walk and shortened Benji’s leash so that he would stay close to Inori. Lil’ brown puppy decided to follow Inori and Benji.

Inori, is very lost. Inori has stray puppy following her. Inori is panicking. Inori called animal welfare groups and individuals but no-one had the means to help her. Inori still lost.

Inori decided to ask for directions.

Inori: Which is the right way to my house?

Passer by: Oh.. *points in direction* just go straight and WHOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Inori: I’m sorry, that’s not my dog.

Passer by: *Disgusted look*

Inori: :(

Finally, she found herself on familiar grounds with two dogs in tow. One familiar and clean. One strange and very dirty.

She stepped into the lift and secretly hoped lil’ brown dirty puppy wouldn’t trust her enough to enter the lift with her.

But no. Lil’ brown dirty puppy entered the lift happily. Kids, please do not enter the lift with strangers. You never know when they will cut off your limbs and sell it to curry stalls or pet-food manufacturers.

Lil’ brown dirty puppy also self-invited her dirty self into Inori’s humble abode. Immediately with a swift swoop (?!?), Inori scooped lil’ brown dirty pup and dumped her into the toilet.

Lil’ brown dirty pup panicked and started to wail. She wailed as if she were being cut up to make puppy stew. Inori hurriedly took tick shampoo, puppy shampoo and a towel and rushed into the toilet.

Lil’ brown dirty puppy was scared. Inori bathed lil’ brown dirty puppy.

Water rinsed off the puppy in shades of brown and grey. Thrice.

There! Lil’ brown clean puppy emerged!

Inori, at that time, was a poor poor bumming lazy-bones. Therefore, she did not possess any camera of any sort. Therefore, lil’ brown clean puppy did not have any puppy photos taken. :(

Inori and Nad gave the name “Chiyo” (千代) to the lil’ brown puppy. It meant longevity in Japanese. Chiyo was only 4 months old then.

To cut the story short, Inori told Nad as well as Daddy that she would rehome Chiyo after she was sterilised.

Time came when Chiyo was sterilised and ready to go to her new home. But Inori couldn’t bear to part with Chiyo. So Chiyo, became part of Inori, Nad and Benji’s lives.

Heeheehee

Then one day, disaster stuck. Chiyo suddenly lost strength in her hind legs. She couldn’t walk. She couldn’t even sit up from down position. Soon, the paralysis spread from the hind legs to the front. Chiyo was like a cripple.

Inori carried Chiyo to and fro the vet every single day for daily intraveneous dose of medication. Inori also carried Chiyo out for fresh air every day. She tried to hold Chiyo in squatting position and told Chiyo to poop and pee. But a single tear rolled down Chiyo’s face and Inori started to cry too.

With God’s Amazing Grace, Inori and Nad found jobs and money to support Chiyo’s staggering vet bills.

After 10 agonising days, 2 vets, very expensive x-rays and treatments, Chiyo could stand up again. She started to walk very wobbly at first. But she gained her confidence again.

With her brother Benji by her side all the time, she soon had the strength to run like the wind as she always did before.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention, Chiyo might have been abused when she was a puppy before. Up till now, she’s still mighty afraid and wary of strangers. It is not easy to gain her trust and love.

Mommy, can they drown Benji so that I can have you all to myself?

Adversity struck again when one day, Inori’s ex-employer brought Benji and Chiyo out for a walk.

The dogs were let off-leashed to play in the fields and Chiyo was spooked by something and she dashed off across a busy road. She then ran up a hill and nobody could catch up with her. She went missing.

Days and days of pain and worry and wait. Inori, Nad, Benji, Timmi and Lasse (Nad’s dogs), camped on the hill, went to neighbouring streets to paste posters. God sent help again in form of kind people whom Inori barely know. They helped almost everyday after their work, combing the areas with their torches and braved the mosquito bites. They distributed flyers and was there for Inori all the time.

On the 18th day, Inori got a call from an old man who spoke only mandarin. He was a guard of the old swimming complex at the foot of the hill, which was no longer in operations. He spotted Chiyo wandering in the old swimming compound. Her loose blue collar with a tag was still on her.

Inori rushed down to the swimming complex. Weeds have overgrown and the pool was only left with dirty rainwater. It was a very hot day and Inori almost had a heatstroke. It was no use. Chiyo was no where to be seen. Anyhow, Inori informed Nad and Nad assured that he would check things out after his work.

After work that day, Nad bought two burgers to munch on and he was thinking that one burger could be used to lure Chiyo out. He walked towards the gates of the swimming complex. And he saw Chiyo trotting around the pool and in his excitement, he downed the second burger as well and called Inori.

Inori rushed to join Nad shortly after with a bowl and two cans of dog food. Both of them stood outside the gate, peering in. For the first time in weeks, Inori saw Chiyo and she started to cry. Which triggered a slap from Nad.

“Get yourself together! How can you get Chiyo if you are crying?”

Ok.

The guard was not around. So Inori and Nad had to scale the gates. *Ouch* They walked in slowly and quietly. After awhile, they started calling Chiyo’s name.

Suddenly, Inori saw a familiar figure hopping in the bushes on the hill. *Boing! Boing! Boing!!!!*

Inori ran to the foot of the hill with Nad and started to call out her name. Finally, Chiyo ran down towards them and started to cry. She cried the most sorrowful doggy cry Inori and Nad had ever heard.

Chiyo looked from bowl-of-food to Inori’s hand and bowl-of-food to Inori’s hand again. Then, Chiyo decided to lick Inori’s hand before gobbling down the food. For 18 days, Chiyo had eaten little or nothing.

18 days of starvation.

Chiyo finally came home. Reunited with her brother, Mommy and Daddy. She could finally sleep in peace.

snnnzzzzttttz

Chiyo is a rough player. No matter who she plays with, she would always play rough.

Beware your face if you are horizontal while playing with her. Because;

ouch

She is also an excellent guard dog and she feels proud to be in charge of her owners’ belongings and property.

Chiyo no play. Chiyo guard bag.

Chiyo may look ugly to many people but to Inori and Nad, she’s always the loyal and faithful lil’ doggy. She’ll always be our little girl. And we’ll be the best parents we ever know how to her.

The One About The Sickness

Dear all,

I’m really sorry. I’m down with a fever after weeks of feeling lethargic.

Past few weeks, no amount of sleep could cure my tired-ness. And now suddenly, I am burning a fever.

Sigh.

I have no idea why I fall sick so easily. :( I seem to have fevers more regularly which is weird because I’ve been exercising and eating healthy food and resting at least 8 hours a day.

I’m not happy with this bout of sickness at all.

I hope I get better soon because, I feel, horrible being sick.

Till then, internet, have a good one.

The One About MacBooks

Inori is officially hating CJ-person for blogging about MacBooks.

A lil’ intro on the current terminal Inori is using:

  • It’s a D-I-Y pc.
  • It’s about….. 3 years old.
  • It can’t display games like THE SIMS 2 because the;
  • Graphics card sucks and the;
  • Sound card also sucks
  • It cannot even play DVDs because, it just can’t.

Well okaaaayyy.. to be fair to it, it has not been giving me many problems so far. But it really is time to get me a mac.

Why a mac? Because Inori loves macs.

I used to have an iMac G3, you know those cute lil’ transparent colorful gay ones that are oh-so-lovable and also very obsolete? I had the purple one. Mine was the first generation of the slot-cd-drive-thingy (Have I mentioned before that I’m not computer savvy? Be warned that terms I give to computer…thingies… may cause you to want to bang your head against the wall. Repeatedly).

You’d think he looked cool with just a slot in his casing as a cd-drive, eating in the cds just! Like! That! Until he decided never out spit the cds out after 4 years of abuse.

He lasted one more year before he died on us. We had to make do with standing by with a pair of tweezers, pressing “Butterfly-E”, and gripping the edges of the cd when it tries to come out. Then, we’d YANK the cd out. (That explains why for one entire year, the edges of my cds were badly scratched.)

You may notice the pronoun I use for the iMac, is “He”.

Yes. As with most Mac users, we give names to them. His name was Mackey. Not very original, I know. CJ’s Mac is christened Xiaobai.

So, poor gay purple Mackey is all bundled up and hiding under some cupboard at my mom’s place. :(

Due to my lack of funds, I was unable to purchase another Apple. Have been pining for one ever since Mackey’s death.

Nad, if you are reading this, well, TAKE THE HINT!

I shall wait for some guinea pigs kind people to buy and test out the new MacBooks first. Then I shall wait for the reviews and decide.

My next Mac shall be a girl. Perhaps, she’ll be named Lutetia.

*Lutetia is Greek for “Paris”, also the element Lutetium (Atomic number 71) was named after it.

The One About Recommendations (Movies!)

Helloooooo Internet!

How you doin’?

I’m terribly sorry I didn’t update.. uh… everyday….

I’m also supposed to write about my other pets…. But uh…. Been too busy and tired. :(

Anyway, I’ve been watching some DVDs and reading a couple of books. So I thought I would share with all of you~ Please feel free to recommend good movies/ books/ games etc too ok.

All ratings are out of 5 (in pawprints!)

Ok here we go (before I fall asleep at the keyboard);

Inori’s recently viewed horror movie:

House Of Wax

House of Wax

4 pawprints!

Very original not-scary-but-disturbing sort of movie. Some parts are really lame. Some of the actors/ actresses can’t really act. But thumbs up for their special effects!

Inori’s recently viewed slice-of-life movie:

The Good Girl

4 pawprints!

Ok the thing with this kinda movie is, if you do NOT enjoy watching non-action-filled, non-comedy, non-thriller, non-whateverhaveyou, please do not rent this and curse at me halfway through.

It’s a slice-of-life movie. Meaning that the pace is very sluggish and err… slice-of-life-ish.

It is not hilarious. It is not action-packed. It’s just a story of a woman who lives in a very boring town and holding a very boring job.

But somehow, the audience (well, some…) can identify with her mundane life. If you think you can sit through such movies, go rent this! It’s worth it.

Inori’s recently viewed hilarious movie:

The Whole Ten Yards

4.5 pawprints!

This is the sequel to The Whole Nine Yards and I personally think it’s many times funnier!

Aww I just LOVE Matthew Perry! He is so adorable. And I think he cannot shake off his Chandler Bing image. He behaves almost like Chandler in this show. Sigh.

Ohh… you get to see Bruce Willie’s willy butt in this movie too!

If you haven’t watched The Whole Nine Yards, rent both.

Inori’s recently viewed animated movie:

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

4.5 pawprints!

If you are a RPGamer like me, you might not have missed Final Fantasy RPGs.

I played FFVII when I was 15 and doing my O’Levels. Darn. What a bad year to get hooked onto a game. I religiously rose before 5am in the morning just to try to complete as much of the game as possible.

After which, I re-played the same game no less than 10 times. Yes, I am mad.

I actually *ahem* watched *ahem* a *ahem**ahem* downloaded *ahem**ahem* copy *ahem* of FFVII:AC many months ago. But being the sucker I am, I bought the DVD.

It’s out in the stores now, people! Whatcha waiting for?

Oh, I liked it when the producers explained that the reason for the characters being slightly err, not-too-human-like (and perhaps, somewhat gravity defying and weightless) is because, if, they want everything in the movie to be realistic and human-like, they would have hired humans to act in it instead of putting everything into CG.

Hah!

Maybe it’s their excuse. But I like it anyway. I like the movie alot.

And uh… I personally feel that if Tifa were to be a real human, she would either be hunched back or toppling over all the freaking time. If you want big boobs, at least have a big butt to balance things out, yes?

Inori’s waiting list (DVDs):

Inori’s boo boo list:

  • Scream Trilogy – Don’t waste your time.
  • Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo – It’s only funny the first time you watch it.

Ok… my eyelids are drooping….

Goodnight everyone. I try to pop by soonest.